their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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