38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm gonna fight the coyote
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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