but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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