hotel room ftw
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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