he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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