I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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