kristin has been a bad kristin
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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