So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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