O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Randomize
