He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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