I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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