Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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