would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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