I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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