Pappa wants mamma naked
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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