I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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