First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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