Christians are straight up FREAKS
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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