it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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