I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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