I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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