Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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