Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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