Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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