We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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