So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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