I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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