it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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