Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
