everyone is single if you try hard enough
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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