I want to stick my p in your. b.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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