I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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