David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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