my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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