I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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