lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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