i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
