then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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