Pregnant stripper...not hot.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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