I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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