Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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