Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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