Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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