im drinking this country out of the recession.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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