do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
