Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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