remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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