Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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