Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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