My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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