Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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