Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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