do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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